DENVER – Former Bears and Broncos quarterback, Jay "I throw too many interceptions" Cutler has decided to move on from football and be a committed employee at McDonalds. 

After his horrific game on November 12th against the 49ers, Jay threw not 1, not 2, not 3 or 4 interceptions, but 5!  This is his career high and it doesn't stop there.

Jay is a proud member of the "I suck at life" club and plans on teaching others how to suck at life.  Jay has moved to Mexico because after two cities hate him (Denver & Chicago) he felt he needed a fresh start. 

Here he is taking a picture with his co-worker.  Jay's biggest accomplishment was being #2 twitter trend yesterday.  Sadly tho, it was filled with negative tweets of how badly he truly sucks.  Jay and Kanye West plan on making a big comeback one day, we all wait to see what they have in store.